I simply cannot stop smiling

...and for that I'm sure to be sent on an express bus to hell, but can you bear with me while I gloat a little? I promise I know how tough the economy is - and I know all too well the complications that come with these times - and I know I'll get hit by karma in the end....but golly gosh darnit there is just no wiping this enormous grin from my face!!!!!!!

So what on earth could send this peach into such utter enjoyment??? Well the demise of my enemies of course! More specifically - Shaftrust. During my tenure there the stock climed to a high of $90 (I take full credit of course), and after I left the stock dropped 67% down to $30. Quickly visions of greedy execs who insisted on options danced in my head, and I had a mini-gloat.

Well kids I just took a peek and the news is even better. CLEARLY the Wall Street analyst shave now been officially alerted of my departure, because guess where it stands now?!?!?!?

$9.

That's right - you read that right - not ninety, not even nineteen, a mere NINE DOLLARS folks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know I'm awful, I'm a horrible, horrible person, but gosh darnit I can't stop smiling!! Mulleted man hands devil woman is going down! This is what happens when you treat Erika poorly people! It's like the day arsehole Tony jacka$$ was fired from Hewitt....revenge is so sweet!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now to my friends still stuck there I promise this isn't directed at you, for I wish you only riches, and you are all underappreciated, under-rewarded peeps and they are too greedy and ungrateful to include you in their exec plans anyways (jerks!). I am still thinking of your 401k matches, but you all have plenty of time for those to bounce back! Join me in thoroughly enjoying the greedy old men who get all the $$ - guess they'll have to sell a couple cars, cut back on their house miads and landscapers.

Hey boys - I hear McDonalds is hiring.

Now for my song of the day: The_allamerican_rejects_gives_you_hell blast it and grin and smirk and rejoice with me!!!


ps-yes I'm a bitch for this posting, please forgive me - I promise I'll start to feel guilty and regret it......later.